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PEN ISLAND BREWING COMPANY

Hey, we're just a couple of dicks trying to erect our brewery by beating a penis joke to death. You can help us out by buying a load of our swag. After all, our merch makes great gag gifts - perfect for birthdays, bachelor & bachelorette parties, and holidays.

 

Do we brew beer? No, not yet. That would be premature. Sure, we'd love to say that you'll have our liquids in your mouth one day soon, but we're just not there yet.

 

In the meantime, use your hand, grab our junk, and tell your friends why you come here. Pen Island Brewing. Good Beers. Hard-On Taste.

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